Monday, March 19, 2012

O 'Rell in Scotland

"I cannot take leave of performing beggars without relating a little incident that I was a witness of in Edinburgh:


A beggar came up to me, asking for alms.


"You have a violin there," I said to him; "but you do not play it. How is that?"


"Oh, sir!" he replied; "give me a penny, and don't make me play. I assure you you won't regret it."


I understood his delicacy, and to show him that I appreciated it launched out my penny.


"But," I added, "do you never use your violin?"


"Yes, sir, sometimes," he said, lowering his voice, "as a threat."


I lost my penny, but saved my ears."

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